#yesallwomen I did a standup show at isla vista UCSB one week to the day before the guy shot up the town. There was shock and the guy’s crazy “reasoning” came out and women EVERYWHERE just started pointing out the obvious things that women live with that men don’t and haven’t ever even thought…
PIGGY PIG EATING ICE CREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Ron Swanson And His Corn-On-The-Cob Mustache Would Like To Wish You A Very Happy Corn-On-The-Cob Day
Well we just couldn’t let this day pass without wishing all of you, our lovely readers, a Happy National Corn-On-The-Cob Day. I mean, how could we not? To not do so would be just crappy. And since we can’t give each of you individual ears of hot, fresh corn-on-the-cob slathered in butter — and believe me we would if we could — here is the second best thing we can possibly gift to you: a GIF of Ron Swanson with a corn-on-the-cob mustache.
Ah, memories of eating Elios Pizza and watching I Dream of Jeannie.
You know what, she is one silly bitch, that Jeannie, but I love her anyway.