jenkirkman:

Hello everyone!
My book “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself” is out today!! (April 16th!)

I think you will get some laughs. There’s stories about failed teenage love, failed early 20-something love, fights with my parents, bad stand-up comedy gigs, getting engaged, getting married, getting divorced, bad haircuts, anxiety disorders, the threat of nuclear war, not wanting to have a baby, not wanting to talk to strangers and explain why I don’t want to have a baby, pretending to be pregnant at a nail salon, my nana and next door neighbor who died alone, the horror of alcohol-free afternoon birthday parties for adults, getting bullied at school, feeling like an outsider in life….

This book is about what gets said to women who are almost 40 who don’t desire children but it’s a lot more than that.

I encourage you to support your local bookstore (even if it is Barnes and Noble) and buy the hardcover there this week.  If not, you can purchase on Amazon or Barnes and Noble websites.

In fact, I made it easy - all info is here:

http://jenkirkman.com/book

Can’t wait to read! On my Kindle just TAUNTING me.

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joshlafayette:

Just saw this on SVU. I laughed so hard. I had to make this image.

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Justin said, “I voted against hate, racism, ignorance, and greed. It was an easy choice.”

Weeeee!

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I love this YACHT song I just heard! Very fitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v10uJy-dpE0

Ah, memories of eating Elios Pizza and watching I Dream of Jeannie.

You know what, she is one silly bitch, that Jeannie, but I love her anyway.

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